My name rhymes with Rhizzie.
Biology/Anthropology major, I drive a green cephalopod, my best friends are Neanderthals.

 

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

electricalivia:

deadinmagazines:

crazy-lupi:

Dean’s Face.
Sam’s Face.
Castiel’s Face.
The head lift.

One of my favourite moments in the history of Supernatural.

the moment I decided Castiel could sit with us.

electricalivia:

deadinmagazines:

crazy-lupi:

Dean’s Face.

Sam’s Face.

Castiel’s Face.

The head lift.

One of my favourite moments in the history of Supernatural.

the moment I decided Castiel could sit with us.

(Source: super-lupi)

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

image

HO L YSH IT

spookylemon:

busket:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

caltoru4hoh:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

fucking staff, what are you even

(Source: wasabi-desu)